Sergio Busquets in intensive care after having kiss blown at him by girlfriend


FC Barcelona star Sergio Busquets is reportedly being treated in intensive care this afternoon after cruelly having a kiss blown at him by his girlfriend.

According to witnesses at the scene, the midfielder arrived at Barcelona’s training ground after being dropped off by his long-term partner.

Leaving the car, Busquets is said to have turned around mere seconds before his girlfriend blew a powerful kiss in his direction, leaving him with blunt force trauma to the back of the head and neck.

“It was awful,” said one eyewitness. “She was just saying goodbye to him and was trying to be nice but unfortunately he just didn’t see that kiss coming.”

Busquets was rushed to hospital after initial attempts to help him proved unsuccessful, with his girlfriend’s efforts to bring him to his feet allegedly greeted with loud cries and the repeated waving of an imaginary card in the air.

This is not new territory for the Spanish international, who only last year was photographed clutching his ankle and wailing in agony after a dog tread briefly on his toe in a Barcelona park.

The dog was later banned from all park-related activities for a year at the player’s request.

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