“Whichever is the most common” replies Cameron when asked to clarify which team he supports


When asked today whether he actually supports Aston Villa or West Ham United, a visibly stressed and wank-faced David Cameron replied “Whichever is the most common,” according to reliable TBN sources.

Cameron, desperate to try to portray himself as a man of the people, has seen pressure mounting on him since confusing his “beloved” Aston Villa for West Ham in a recent press conference. It is unlikely today’s recent comments will go down well with the football fans among the electorate, or scum as they’re otherwise known. 

It’s just the latest in a long line of gaffes by the possibly outgoing prime minister, coming in the wake of his description of the election as “career defining”, as well as his off the record admittance that he feasts on the souls of the young.

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