President Obama approves drone strike on FIFA HQ

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This morning American president Barack Obama outlined plans for a drone strike on FIFA headquarters, The Banter Narrative can confirm.

The drone activity is said to be the next step in the USA’s assault on the corruption of FIFA following yesterday’s arrests of executives in a Zurich hotel.

Obama stated that the drone strikes began on Wednesday night and will continue until the corruption is gone. “FIFA and its corrupt ways represent a clear and present danger to American soccer’s ideals and values. After the success of our drone campaigns in Syria, Yemen and Pakistan, we know we’re doing the right thing.”

The first strike, at 03.00 GMT, is said to have missed FIFA HQ, killing an entire Swiss village in the process.

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