Leicester City confirm racist pre-season orgy won’t be held in Thailand

(Photo: Leicester Mercury)

(Photo: Leicester Mercury)

After a thorough investigation into the behaviour of several of their players on a post-season tour of Thailand, Leicester City have confirmed that their racist pre-season orgy will no longer take place in the country.

The club had planned on playing a number of games and sexually violating a number of women in the country prior to the start of the Premier League season, but officials have deemed it appropriate to do this elsewhere after discussions with the club’s owners.

“Racist orgies are part and parcel of club football and particularly pre-season,” said a club spokesperson. “It’s perfect preparation for all the sexual misconduct that takes place during the season. However, we feel that it may be best to take our pre-season preparations to somewhere other than Thailand.”

The spokesperson stated that the club’s pre-season will most likely now take place in Spain. “The women are nice looking and no one cares if you’re racist to Spaniards,” he added.

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