Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has made a sensational transfer U-turn after reading your tweet, according to sources close to the player.
The Spaniard had looked certain to join La Liga giants Real Madrid but dramatically decided against it last night after reading your tweet to him.
“David pretty much had his bags packed,” said the source. “But when he stumbled upon your tweet in which you hurled profanities at him and his girlfriend, he felt by staying he could prove you wrong.”
“When you said he had no loyalty for the shirt after the way the club had stuck by him, that was the turning point. Especially when you called him a cunt,” he added.
Though he has decided to stay for now, de Gea is said to be awaiting your next abusive tweet before deciding whether or not to sign a new contract with the Old Trafford club.
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