Ireland experiencing technical difficulties


Ireland is currently experiencing technical difficulties, sources close to the country confirmed tonight.

The reasons behind the technical problems remain unknown, with an explicable and immediate cut to all lines of communication within the country minutes ago.

Despite a nationwide shutdown, a spokesperson for the country revealed that there was nothing untoward going on and that it was “just one of those things”.

At press time, the country apologised for any inconvenience caused and said that they would be back up and running at some point tomorrow.