Spurs fans worried over serious lack of worries over side

 
Tottenham Hotspur fans have expressed delight and a feeling of impending doom over the distinct lack of worries they’re currently feeling about their side, sources have confirmed. 

The North London club have performed well in the league this season and remain unbeaten since the opening day, a run which has left supporters with nothing to worry about other than the worrying lack of worries regarding their side. 

“While we’re delighted with how the team has played, the lack of anything substantial to be concerned about is more peculiar and worrying than any worries we’ve previously faced,” said fan Jim Noone, adding that it’s unreasonable for fans to be forced to attend games with unabashed optimism. 

“Football is about snatching defeat from the clutches of victory and it’s an eerie feeling not knowing where that next disconsolate moment will come from.”

At press time, some of the club’s supporters had even resorted to complaining about manager Mauricio Pochettino’s hair in a bid to relive their tension. 

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