Saying that it is always a source of comfort knowing that there is a higher power out there, God has today revealed that his belief in Lionel Messi helps him get through each and every day.
Speaking today, the creator of all things told journalists that while life is never without pitfalls, his confidence that Messi is out there somewhere at all times means he knows he’s never alone.
“Just knowing that he’s always there for me doing miraculous things, it makes me feel reassured. When the weight of the world feels like it’s getting too much I just take a breath and remember he’s always with me,” He said, adding that his belief in Messi had only wavered once, during the 2013/14 season.
“As a holy man, I’m ashamed I ever doubted him. The way he came back to form so thrillingly, and the way he has maintained it, has shown me that I was wrong to ever doubt his powers. Never again.”
His Heavenly Father also revealed that such is his commitment to his belief in the Argentine, that he’s already teaching his son, Jesus Christ, all about him.
“It is important for me that my son learns about Messi and how much more rewarding and meaningful a life spent worshipping him can be.”
At press time, the King of All Men was sharing quality time with his son reading and reciting passages of Messi’s biography.