The devil photography will steal your soul, Martin Keown warns Arsenal squad


Former Arsenal captain Martin Keown has warned the club’s current crop players against the dangers of having their photos taken.

Describing photography as “the devil”, Keown sent a blood curdling warning to Arsene Wenger’s squad after photos emerged of them celebrating a recent win over Leicester.

“The flash will spell the end, of all good things. No one’s soul is safe,” said Keown, adding that even the slightest flirtation with Lucifer can have disastrous consequences.

“Let it be said now and forever, no good can come from it. The devil will never cease.”

At press time, Keown also warned fans of watching football on television, describing it as the “Satan box”.