Zlatan desperately sick of Zlatan


Citing the Swedish international’s enormous exposure and constant referral to himself in the third person, Zlatan Ibrahimovic today revealed that he is desperately sick of Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Speaking to media from his Paris home, the Paris Saint-Germain forward revealed that despite his initial fondness for the larger-than-life striker, he had grown increasingly tired of him in recent months.

“Everywhere I turn I see him. And these supposedly funny videos where the only joke is the fact that Zlatan is in it, I just don’t get it. I can’t get away from the guy,” said the former Ajax forward. “Don’t even get me started on that ‘Dare To Zlatan’ shit either.”

“It’s not that he’s not talented, it’d just be nice to have a chance to appreciate his talent without the constant bombardment. When you think about it, all he says is ‘I am Zlatan’, I literally can’t remember him saying anything else.”

At press time, Ibrahimovic was reportedly disheartened having seen himself while walking past a mirror.

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