Metro sports journalist has no idea which article is for April Fool’s Day

Man on Computer

Citing the identical lack of accuracy in each published piece on the site, a sports journalist for the Metro today admitted he has no idea which article is for April Fool’s Day.

“Conventional wisdom would suggest that the April Fool’s Day piece would be easy to spot but frankly, they all look the same to me,” said Peter Hannigan, adding that every article he had viewed displayed all the hallmarks of the typical April Fool’s Day joke publication.

“Maybe it’s the one saying Manchester United have agreed a deal for Antoine Griezmann, though it could just as easily be this one here about Liverpool signing four strikers in the summer. I really have no fucking idea.”

At press time, an increasingly confused Hannigan began to wonder whether the entire site was an April Fool’s Day joke of which he wasn’t aware.