Local child blissfully unaware potential college fund being eroded by WWE pay-per-views


Noting the child’s innocent joy as clear evidence of her ignorance regarding the bleak future that awaits her, sources today reported local four-year-old Lily Cromwell as being blissfully unaware that her potential college fund was being eroded by WWE pay-per-views purchased by her father.

“I want to be a doctor Daddy,” the youngster was reported to have said this morning, completely oblivious to the fact that the man to which she was speaking had spent more than €300 on World Wrestling Entertainment events in the last year alone. “I want to help people.”

At press time the child’s father, Michael, was beginning the process of subtly altering his child’s prospective employment aspirations while planning his purchase of the upcoming WWE Payback event.

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