“Manchester United can’t afford to miss out on Monchi,” says man who found out he existed last week

Insisting that the club couldn’t afford to miss the opportunity to hire the man whose name he said correctly for the first time yesterday, a Manchester United fan who last week found out about the existence of Sevilla technical director Monchi has today revealed his desire for the club to recruit the Spaniard.

Speculation in the media has linked the 47-year-old to Old Trafford amid reports that he is considering his future at the Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan, leading Russell Thompson to not only find out who the man is, but also push for his acquisition.

“Given the position that he club is currently in, as well as Monchi’s credentials, they really should be going all out to bring him in,” said the 22-year-old, reportedly days after reading an article detailing Monchi’s successful transfer history at Spain’s oldest football club.

“If the big wigs at Old Trafford don’t take notice they could miss out. That would be unforgivable,” continued Thompson, pointing to the fact that such prominent names rarely come on the market.