“The international break is great,” some weirdo probably saying right now 

The law of averages state that some asshole is waxing lyrical about the international break right now.

The law of averages state that some asshole is waxing lyrical about the international break right now.

Some silly prick somewhere in the world is probably saying how great the international break is right now.

According to sources, the law of averages states that some weirdo out there is looking forward to the idea of a more than week-long interruption less than a month into the football season.

“These assholes are also probably going on about how good it is for all of us to get a chance to appreciate our national teams again or something,” said TBN Sport’s source, adding that some of these people might even want the international break to be extended. “I bet they think it’s good to take a break from ‘cynical’ league football too. Pricks.”

“What’s more, they’re probably appreciating the lack of pressure to keep up with domestic results,” angry sensible people added.

At press time, many people were saying that its increasingly likely that these weirdos are the same people who find criticisms of other teams’ fans abhorrent and crude.