“Pep Guardiola has a rich and full head of hair,” says Kellyanne Conway


Kellyanne Conway has been criticised for her “dangerous” claims that Pep Guardiola has hair.

Kellyanne Conway has come in for sharp criticism today after what commentators have called “dangerous” claims that Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has a rich and full head of hair.

Speaking to MSNBC yesterday, Conway, a senior adviser to US President Donald Trump, told interviewer Chris Conway that the Spaniard has the thickest hair she has ever seen and most definitely is not bald.

“I have seen and I have touched Pep Guardiola’s hair. It is black and it is rich. It is capable of being styled in many different ways, it never gets dry and has a shine to it that symbolises its health,” said Conway, adding that such is the thick nature of the coach’s hair, she has regularly seen him hide items such as paperweights and avocados inside of it.

“Pep has lots of great hair, but don’t just take my word for it. He has won many awards over the years for his hair and everyone knows it is the best hair around.”

At press time, Conway revealed that any attempts to claim that Pep is bald are tantamount to terrorism.