The Sun launches new “Footballers’ Girlfriends’ Tits” section

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The Sun today launched its new section called “Footballers’ Girlfriends’ Tits”.

In a move the publication has described as further proof of its superiority over its rivals, The Sun today launched its new section entitled “Footballers’ Girlfriends’ Tits”.

Speaking at the launch of the newest addition to its website, editor Tony Parsons revealed that the time had come for The Sun to bring an end to its previous policy of “politically correct tiptoeing” around the urge to look at the breasts belonging to the girlfriends of footballers.

“This is a huge leap for us as an organisation and we’re very proud of the direction we’re taking. We’re giving our hordes of brain dead readers exactly what they want, something that the cowardly left-wing media would never do,” said the small-chinned Parsons today, adding that it was a brave new step for his publication.

“Previously, if we wanted to have a good old-fashioned perv at the tits of WAGs we had to package them in a slightly more sly and underhand way. But thanks to this new section the days of nervously Googling ‘footballer girlfriend holiday pics’ is a thing of the past.”

Parsons later responded to criticism of the new section by insisting that if the girlfriends of footballers didn’t like being objectified perhaps they should consider not having breasts.