Category: Transfers

West Ham to dip into Bobby Moore loot to fund transfers

Expressing regret that things had gotten to this point but insisting that the money would be put to good use, West Ham today began dipping into Bobby Moore’s loot to fund their transfer activity. Speaking to media today, manager David Moyes…

Sky sources killed after falling out of transfer window

In a tragic accident which has provoked sorrow throughout the entire Sky corporation, Sky Sports News today confirmed that hundreds of its sources have died after falling out of the transfer window. The incident, which reportedly occurred earlier today, saw…