Ronaldo proud to surpass Messi with birth of second and third child

Cristiano Ronaldo today expressed pride at surpassing rival Lionel Messi after the both of his twins today.  The Portuguese striker had previously been one child down to his Argentinian counterpart prior to the birth of Ronaldo’s second and third, and…

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The Sun launches new “Footballers’ Girlfriends’ Tits” section

In a move the publication has described as further proof of its superiority over its rivals, The Sun today launched its new section entitled “Footballers’ Girlfriends’ Tits”. Speaking at the launch of the newest addition to its website, editor Tony…

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Sunderland owner weighs up offer to fire club into the sun

Saying that the offer deserved to be given serious thought, Sunderland’s owner Ellis Short today admitted that he’s weighing up an offer to fire the club into the sun. The club, recently relegated from the Premier League, are currently manager-less…

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Puma surprise fans with red and white Arsenal jersey

Puma were praised today after shocking and delighting Arsenal fans with their choice of a red and white home kit for the North London club. Speaking from the launch of the side’s new kits in London today, supporters of the…