Liverpool ask Danny Ings to undergo carbon dating

Liverpool have demanded striker Danny Ings undergo sophisticated carbon dating, The Banter Narrative can confirm. Though officially 22, some sources claim the correct number is closer to 47, while other say 53. Liverpool’s Ian Ayre explained that the club’s use of…

3 potential Manchester United summer purchases

Manchester United need to go out and spend some money in the summer, we all know that. But you’ll hear a lot of varying opinions on how that money should be spent. We here at The Banter Narrative thought it…