Tag: Apocalypse

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Excited Dan Walker prepares for second coming of Christ ahead of supermoon

Football Focus presenter Dan Walker is reportedly in the process of preparing for the second coming of Christ today after rumours emerged that tonight’s supermoon will herald in the apocalypse. A well-known television personality and staunch Creationist, Walker was said to…

Haggard Jose Mourinho spotted warning passersby of impending apocalypse

Frantically waving his arms and shouting the word “Fools!” loudly, former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho was today spotted looking dishevelled and out of sorts while warning passersby of the impending apocalypse. Out of work since December after being sacked by…