Tag: FC Barcelona

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UEFA staff get to work creating worst possible draw for Arsenal

Leaving their daily meeting in little doubt as to their individual roles in the task, UEFA staff reportedly got to work this morning creating the worst possible last 16 draw for Arsenal. According to sources at the European football governing body,…

God admits belief in Lionel Messi helps him get through each day

Saying that it is always a source of comfort knowing that there is a higher power out there, God has today revealed that his belief in Lionel Messi helps him get through each and every day. Speaking today, the creator of…

Twitter account barcastuff arrested for voyeurism and stalking

Twitter account barcastuff has been arrested and charged with voyeurism and stalking, police sources confirmed today. Citing the account’s controversial tactic of posting every single photo of Barcelona players available online on its Twitter account on a daily basis, barcastuff…

Thierry Henry approaching sentience, say scientists

Sky Sports pundit and former footballer footballer Thierry Henry is said to be on the verge of developing sentience, according to sources at the Babraham Institute. Worried Sky Sports executives referred Henry to the research facility for neurological tests in…