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Yer da to spend day wearing St. George’s Cross t-shirt

Yer da is set to wear his St. George’s flag t-shirt for the entire day, sources close to your family confirmed today. Citing the impending triggering of Article 50, the death of Martin McGuinness and England’s friendly match against Germany…

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“I’m not a clown,” says wigged, face-painted Jurgen Klopp

Giggling loudly while intermittently squirting water into the eyes of journalists in attendance, wigged and face-painted Jurgen Klopp has rejected claims that he is a clown. Speaking from Liverpool’s press room yesterday, the excitable German coach is said to have…

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Jurgen Klopp accuses wind of bias against attacking football

Angrily decrying what he described as disgraceful behaviour from something widely considered to be an objective and neutral force of nature, Jurgen Klopp today accused the wind of being biased against attacking football. Speaking after his side’s 2-0 aggregate defeat…

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Klopp hails instant impact of Gerrard as title challenge ends

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp today hailed the instant impact of new coach Steven Gerrard as his side’s title challenge ended at the hands of Swansea City. Speaking after a disappointing and unexpected 3-2 home loss to the struggling Welsh side,…

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Aloof Man Utd “sorta weirded out” by Schweinsteiger letter

Saying that he’s a really nice guy and that they never meant to give him the wrong impression, an aloof Manchester United admitted today that they’re “sorta weirded out” by Bastian Schweinsteiger’s letter to fans. Schweinsteiger, a Germany and Bayern…