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Distraught Arsene Wenger refuses to believe Shkodran Mustafi rumours

Shaking his head in disbelief as tears streamed down his face, a distraught Arsene Wenger reportedly struggled to come to terms today with rumours that Arsenal are signing Shkodran Mustafi. As the summer transfer window comes to a close, the…

Real Madrid express interest in buying, never playing Dimitri Payet

Saying that they’re always on the look out for under-the-radar targets they can later leave on the bench, Real Madrid today expressed an interest in buying and never playing West Ham attacker Dimitri Payet. The Frenchman has attracted large amounts…

Diego Simeone saving up all his anger for Champions League final

Saying that he wants to make sure he has all eventualities covered for when the big day arrives, Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone today revealed that he is suppressing all of his anger for the Champions League final. Follow TBN Sport on…

Cristiano Ronaldo finally overcomes self esteem issues

Describing it as a liberating feeling to no longer look at his body with shame, Cristiano Ronaldo today revealed that he has finally overcome his crippling self esteem issues. Speaking after a recent performance for his side, in which the…

Record number of Real Madrid fans booing in sleep, study finds

A record number of Real Madrid supporters are now booing in their sleep, according to a new report out of Madrid University today. The study, which has seen sleeping patterns of more than 5,000 of the club’s fans monitored over…