Tag: Lionel Messi

Ronaldo proud to surpass Messi with birth of second and third child

Cristiano Ronaldo today expressed pride at surpassing rival Lionel Messi after the both of his twins today.  The Portuguese striker had previously been one child down to his Argentinian counterpart prior to the birth of Ronaldo’s second and third, and…

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Lionel Messi begins his search for next Barcelona manager

Saying that he will leave no stone unturned in his pursuit of the perfect candidate, Lionel Messi revealed today that he has begun his search for the next Barcelona manager after Luis Enrique announced his departure. Speaking mere hours after the…

Lonely Sepp Blatter celebrates winning imaginary FIFA election

Stepping forward to a pre-prepared podium he himself had set up in his dining room, a lonely and dishevelled Sepp Blatter today celebrated winning an imaginary FIFA presidential election. Banned by football’s governing body for six years for impropriety over a…

Football journalist not sure he learned anything from Arsenal vs Barcelona

Saying that he surprised it hadn’t happened earlier, football journalist Tim Kenny admitted today that he’s really not sure if he learned anything from last night’s game between Arsenal and Barcelona. Kenny revealed that he had racked his brain from the…