Tag: Racist

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Leave voter relieved England still in Euro 2016

Nervously wiping away a bead of sweat from his furrowed brow, a dim-witted Leave voter today expressed his relief to see that England are still in Euro 2016 despite Britain’s decision to leave the European Union. “I’m not a big…

Luis Suarez officially absolved of racism after stunning display

Saying it always believed it could happen, Luis Suarez has today expressed his delight at finally being absolved of racism after scoring yet again in a stunning display for Barcelona. Speculation has been rife as to when the forward would…