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Jurgen Klopp accuses wind of bias against attacking football

Angrily decrying what he described as disgraceful behaviour from something widely considered to be an objective and neutral force of nature, Jurgen Klopp today accused the wind of being biased against attacking football. Speaking after his side’s 2-0 aggregate defeat…

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Alan Pardew glad to have unbearable smugness somewhat justified again

Saying that it always felt better to be an almighty asshole when things are going good, Alan Pardew today admitted that he’s glad to have his unbearable smugness somewhat justified again. Speaking after his Crystal Palace side’s 4-1 victory against Stoke…

Everton fans prepare personalised boo for Ronald Koeman

Saying that they wanted to welcome their new manager in the only way they know how, Everton fans today began preparing a personalised boo for Ronald Koeman. Gathering together to compose the tune of the boo and practice their harmonies,…